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Overview
My Expert Midwife Spritz for Bits Cooling Relief Spray is one of 50 intimate hygiene products on our shelf, compared on what buyers rated it, how many of them there were, and what it costs today. Here is how the maker describes it: Instant relief for your BITS. Spritz for Bits provides instant relief after having a Baby. Our perineal spray helps your post-birth recovery by relieving discomfort and pain caused by b. This multi-award winning Spritz for Bits perineal spray contains natural essential oils including lavender to soothe, tea tree oil for its antibacterial properties. That is the maker talking, not us, so read it as a claim rather than a finding. On Amazon it sits at 4.4 out of 5 across 85 ratings. How that compares with the rest of the shelf is below.
At a glance
Brand
My Expert Midwife
Amazon rating
4.4 out of 5, from 85 ratings
Against the shelf
0.2 below the intimate hygiene median of 4.6
Our placing
36 of 50, weighted for how many people rated it
Where the price sits
Dearer end of a shelf running £0.95 to £18.99
How settled
Comparatively few ratings, so treat the score as provisional
The typical intimate hygiene product on our shelf scores 4.6 out of 5, measured across 50 rated products. This one comes in at 4.4. That lands in the bottom quarter. Nothing alarming on its own, though at this money you can find better-rated neighbours, so there should be a particular reason for choosing it.
That score rests on 85 ratings. The median for this shelf is 1,103. That's a thin base for this shelf. A score from a small number of buyers can move a long way on a handful of new reviews, so treat it as a first impression rather than a settled verdict.
On money, this sits in the top third of a shelf running from £0.95 to £18.99, with the midpoint around £4.71. Paying above the middle of the shelf needs a reason the star rating does not supply, because on ratings alone the extra money is not buying an advantage here.
Worked out from the 50 intimate hygiene products we track, not from the brand's own claims.
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Key features, as the manufacturer lists them
Taken from the product listing via Amazon's product API. These are the seller's claims, not our test results.
INSTANT RELIEF FOR YOUR BITS. Spritz for Bits provides instant relief after having a Baby. Our perineal spray helps your post-birth recovery by relieving discomfort and pain caused by bruising, stretching & swelling during childbirth.
NATURAL BLEND OF ESSENTIAL OILS: This multi-award winning Spritz for Bits perineal spray contains natural essential oils including lavender to soothe, tea tree oil for its antibacterial properties, witch hazel to promote healing which work together to help soothe discomfort after childbirth. Safe to use in pregnancy and immediately after birth.
EXPERT RECOMMENDED HOSPITAL BAG ESSENTIAL: Midwife made, mum approved. Gentle and safe natural relief from vaginal and perineal soreness after having a baby. Prevent stinging by spraying on before and after you have that first post birth wee.
MADE FOR VAGINAL BIRTHS OR CAESAREAN SECTIONS: Spritz for Bits offers the same benefits for your caesarean scar as for your vulva and perineal/anal areas. It can help to relieve itching, stinging and discomfort, and also help moisturise C-section scars. Make sure that your dressing has been removed and that your C-section wound is undergoing the normal healing process. Spritz for Bits can also help with perineal hygiene and relief through pregnancy.
EASY APPLICATION: our unique formula also has a multi-directional spray which allows it to spray upside down, so easy, fuss-free application to the area immediately after birth. Storing Spritz for Bits in the fridge will give you a cooling liquid that can be sprayed on any area of the body that’s swollen, hot and uncomfortable to give immediate relief
MY EXPERT MIDWIFE creates naturally derived skincare products, expertly developed by registered midwives and proudly made in the UK. Formulated with carefully selected, effective ingredients to support pregnancy, birth, postpartum and baby care, every product combines clinical expertise with gentle, trusted care to help families feel confident through every stage of their journey.
